I’ve lost count of how many articles People Magazine, Us Weekly and E! News have run about how g-damn private Taylor Swift and Joe Alwyn are, and how this super-secret super-private couple are super-in-love and just because you can’t see it in pap strolls, you just have to trust all of the articles about it. According to this latest piece from Us Weekly, Taylor thinks Joe is The One. Sigh… I remember when Us Weekly said Taylor thought TOM HIDDLESTON was The One and they toured the world to show off their love and we all ate the fudge and swan pastries gossip buffet. Basically, this story just made me miss The Glorious Tiddlebanging. Where art thou, Tiddles?!?!?
She wants to be his end game! Taylor Swift and Joe Alwyn’s relationship is more serious than ever. The 10-time Grammy winner, 28, and the British actor, 27, are going steady and already thinking about settling down. “Taylor really believes Joe is the one for her,” an insider reveals in the new issue of Us Weekly. “She wants to get engaged to him. She just doesn’t feel as though she has to impress anyone at this point.”
Although Swift has notoriously dated former suitors in the public eye, she’s enjoying keeping her romance with Alwyn out of the spotlight. “This is the first time she’s kept the guy private,” the source tells Us. “She really likes Joe. She wants to keep her personal life separate from her work life.”
Adds the pal, “Joe feels privileged that he gets to be with Taylor. And he is happy being out of the spotlight.”
The Mary Queen of Scotts actor has also supported Swift as she prepares for her Reputation world tour, and he’ll be joining her on the road!
“[Taylor’s] gonna be on tour soon and Joe will be there and she realized there’s no point in not living her life,” a source told Us in December. “All her friends know about their relationship anyway. She feels confident in their relationship and Joe really loves her. She really thinks he might be the one. She loves that he is confident and has his own career. She also likes that he doesn’t seek attention and is low-key.”
These are some funny-ass quotes, “insider”!! Well done.
“She wants to get engaged to him. She just doesn’t feel as though she has to impress anyone at this point.” The subtext from the “insider” is that Handsome Joe is not impressive in the least!! Hilarious.
“She really likes Joe. She wants to keep her personal life separate from her work life.” I’m so glad she wants to “get engaged” to someone she “really likes,” insider. It’s what little girls dream of: ambivalent warmth towards the man they dream of marrying.
“Joe feels privileged that he gets to be with Taylor. And he is happy being out of the spotlight.” He feels “privileged” that he gets written about as “The Mary Queen of Scotts [sic] actor.”
“She feels confident in their relationship and Joe really loves her.” This is a consistent theme of articles coming from Camp Swift about her relationships – the sources always talk about how much the dude loves her, not the other way around.