Two Men Were Arrested In Thailand For Instagramming Their Asses At A Temple

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As if we didn’t have enough to be embarrassed about, two American dudes were recently arrested in Thailand for dropping trou at a temple. World, we are truly sorry.

According to USA Today:

Two Americans who maintained a social media account called “Traveling Butts” have been arrested in Thailand after posting a photo of themselves at a famous Buddhist temple with their rear ends exposed, police said Wednesday.

First things first, what did their butts look like? Were they pimply, perky, puckered or pale? Maybe they were saggy or sumptuous or sticky or smelly. Might they have been tight, toned, taut and touchable or were they loose, limp, lumpy and long? Could you bounce a quarter off them or would it stick? They have since deleted their Instagram account so we have to be satisfied with pictures of their pixelated prosteriors.

I’m gonna say, not bad boys. Not bad at all! I can see you’re working with some cute little bubble butts. But seriously, at a fucking temple? You’ve ruined anything good that might have been. By all means, moon the Louvre, get cheeky in Times Square but show some fucking respect for people’s culture and religion. Also have you never seen Brokedown Palace?!

The two men, who are a couple from San Diego, were charged with public indecency and each had to pay a $ 150 fine on the spot before getting sent over to immigration authorities. But they aren’t in the clear yet.

Police are also considering charging the men under Thailand’s computer crimes act as the image was posted online, said Wisit Suwan, the deputy chief of the Bangkok Yai district police station.

If they do get charged with the far more serious computer crimes act, they could face up to 5 years in prison. And what would their butts look like after that!? Their careers as ass models will be over. Sitting on a concrete bench in a Thai jail is the worst way to care for your precious money/pudding maker!

Pic: Wenn.com

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