With the likes of Kaia Gerber and Lily Rose-Depp coming for their “it” nepotism models of the fashion world crown, Bella and Gigi Hadid have to pull out some shit to stay on top. So they pulled off their chonies, decided their coochies needed to have a kiki and brought some high fashion “incest is best” shit to British Vogue. The Kartrashian-Jenners are probably going to try to top this. The silica gel packets they call their brains are probably melting from them trying to figure out the logistics of how 5 sisters can do a naked 69 pose. Thanks a lot, Bella and Gigi!
Both Bella and Gigi are on the cover of March’s issue of British Vogue, which surprisingly isn’t their Tribute to Photoshop Issue, and inside, they came close to putting the “sisters” in scissor sisters by readying their pussies for the bumpin’. If you press your ear to the picture, you can almost hear #ProudMommy Yolanda Hadid cooing, “Gigi, Bella, you’re doing amazing, sweeties.”
I’d rather snort broken glass off of a lion’s chest than pose naked with my sister, but maybe Bella and Gigi didn’t technically pose with their coozes winking at each other. Maybe this is a copy+paste situation and it’s just manufactured naked sisterly love. Or maybe that’s not Bella and Gigi at all. I mean, if you told me that the one on the left is an android alien who is trying to pass herself off as a human by wearing a rubber Carla Bruni mask, I wouldn’t call you a liar. But then again, Bella sort of looks like an android alien wearing a Carla Bruno mask.
And here’s more of Gigi, and Bella Hadid not looking like Bella Hadid.
My @BritishVogue cover! All my love to you sweet, sweet @edward_enninful and all at @britishvogue for having my beautiful sissy @gigihadid and I share the March cover showing how similar we really are ♂️🦋Shot by our beloved and adored #SteveMeisel wearing @versace_official Thank you @patmcgrathreal @guidopalau for your unwavering attention on set and #JoeMckenna for always perfecting the look. ❤️Thank you xx (Out on stands Feb 2nd!)
Pic: British Vogue/Steven Meisel