The country is going to be a flaming pile of garbage for weeks, if not months, if not years. And personally, my “happy place” is never the sausage party of the superhero universes. I honestly couldn’t care less about Avengers: Infinity War, sorry not sorry. But Ocean’s 8? I care DEEPLY about that. I care deeply about an all-lady reboot of the Ocean’s franchise. I care deeply about jewelry heists and Met Gala drama, fictitious or not. I care deeply about how good the trailer is for Ocean’s 8. The full-length trailer dropped on Thursday. Here you go:
So Anne Hathaway’s character is in on the heist, right? Right. I know this is a weird thing to say, but I think this might be a good movie if you’re an Anne Hathaway fan, because she looks deliciously campy and funny in it. But really, I’m here for the whole cast: Cate Blanchett and Sandra Bullock as old friends and crime partners. Mindy Kaling, Sarah Paulson, RIHANNA, Helena Bonham Carter (who of course wore Vivienne Westwood to the Met Gala-within-the-film), Awkwafina. It’s going to be so good. Even the premieres will be SO good. The promotional tour will be lit. Please let this be a huge hit.