Bobbi Kristina Brown’s adopted brother/not husband Nick Gordon’s working on a lovely collection of mugshots. For his latest, he’s taken the time out of his busy schedule of beating on and possibly murdering women to see his esthetician and request the “Ming The Merciless Meets Brooklyn Barista” look. According to The Blast, Nick was arrested on domestic abuse charges on Saturday in Seminole County, Florida for allegedly attacking his girlfriend Laura Leal even though he’s the one who called the cops on her. Nick, ya played yourself!
The Blast reports:
Gordon told cops that he wanted Leal to leave his house because she ripped his shirt and threw a bottle at him. He said that Leal and him had both been drinking alcohol, and that she “attacked him for no reason and that she is ‘crazy.’” Gordon’s injuries amounted to a cut on his thumb.
Hmm, or maybe he was having a piss and his little penis give him a paper cut. That sounds like a more plausible explanation to me. TMZ has the 911 call that Nick made and it’s so sad. In between wracking sobs, Nick lamented to the operator “no bro its so wack dude” and cried “I sound so lame because I’m getting beat up by a woman.” Poor, poor Nick.
Here’s what the cops reported:
Cops then spoke with Leal, and observed a “visible injury to include slightly swollen bottom lip with dried blood.” She said that she picked Gordon up from a bar near their home, and while she was driving Gordon struck her in the right side of her cheek area several times. She also told police that he “pulled her hair and stated to her that he should make her wreck the vehicle.” Photographs of her injuries were taken.
Laura refused to press charges and wouldn’t sign any paperwork relating to domestic abuse, but the cops had seen enough to justify throwing his ass in jail anyway for battery domestic violence. If Laura ever does decide she wants to pursue legal action, UsWeekly reports that she’s got an ally in Bobby Brown. Upon hearing of the incident, Bobby released a statement in support of Laura and offered to help her with legal fees through a non-profit he set up in the name of Bobbi Kristina:
“Domestic violence killed my daughter, and on March 4, 2018, the Bobbi Kristina Brown Serenity House held our first event to strike back at domestic violence,” the “Every Little Step” singer, 49, said in a statement to Us Weekly on Sunday, March 11. “I personally would like to extend my hand to Ms. Leal and offer her services through our organization. I do not want to see any more families destroyed at the hands of domestic violence and I do not want any more women to suffer like my daughter did. We are here to assist and we hope to hear from Ms. Leal.”
Nick’s bail was set at $ 500 and he was released on Sunday. He’s due in court on April 6th. I hope he has time to get those eyebrows hooked up again before his big day!
Pic: Seminole County Sheriff’s Office