Kaley Cuoco? Tapping her watch impatiently and making “Hurry the HELL up” eyes at her wedding planner? Never, I refuse to believe it! But this is straight from Kaley’s mouth, so I guess I have to. Kaley got engaged in December to her boyfriend of two years Karl Cook. Three months later, Kaley tells People she’s ready to speed race down the aisle.
Kaley spoke to People at the Paw Works James Paw 007 Ties & Tails Gala on Saturday.
“We can’t wait! We are really, honestly excited, we don’t want to wait much longer. We both really want to do this, we are so happy, and we want to move forward in our life.”
So what’s taking them so long? Kaley is Big Bang Theory rich. Do you know what kind of money that is? That’s ‘rent a helicopter 12 hours before the ceremony rich and have it repainted in your wedding colors’ rich. But they’re taking their time, which is probably a good idea. The last time Kaley chose a choice that had to do with her wedding, she ended up on a regretful tattoo. Sleep on your decisions, Kaley! And when she wakes up from that sleep, she can go save bunnies. No really, that’s the kind of life she’s living.
“He is my perfect match. He lets me wake up in the morning and say, ‘I want to go and rescue rabbits.’ And he’s like, ‘Alright, let’s get a coffee and let’s go.’ And that is him. We are the same, our views are the same, our morals are the same, he is my perfect match.”
Oh Kaley, I’m not in the business of crushing dreams, but I’m not sure that’s a perfect match. Who wouldn’t want to accompany their gazillionaire fiancé on a trip to cuddle cute little rabbits? That’s nothing. Get back to me when he’s rescuing those giant dog-sized rabbits. He’s only worthy if he’s willing to do some L4/L5 lower back damage.