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The bearded seal who gave body, pizazz and more body while outdoing Burt Reynold’s bearskin pose on an airport runway in Alaska!

It’s probably not that unusual to see a wild animal on an airport runway in Alaska, and I’m not just talking about Sarah Palin screeching while chasing the Bump-It that the wind blew out of her hair. Scott Babcock, a foreman at the Wiley Post-Will Rogers Memorial Airport, tells ABC News that last week, he got a shock in the form of a giant BBS (big beautiful seal) serving “draw me like one of your French girls” sexiness in the middle of the runway.

Scott says that he wouldn’t be surprised if he saw a smaller seal on the runway, but not a 450 pound Oogruk. “What did you call me?” – that seal

Because that seal’s 450 pounds of beauty were too much for Scott and his co-workers to handle, they called wildlife control. While they waited, Scott took a riveting video  of the seal staying real still like, “If I stay real still like this, maybe that dumb fuck won’t notice me and I can sunbathe a little longer.

That seal should rest while it still can, because it’ll be real busy when every magazine in the world comes a’calling when see that picture. Just Photoshop a g-string made of snow on that seal in the picture above and it would instantly be a Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit Edition cover.

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