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Danielle Steel’s gorgeous writing desk!

Danielle Steel has sold over 800 million copies of her literary masterpieces worldwide, she’s currently the biggest best-selling living fiction author and she was probably responsible for a huge spike in boxed chardonnay sales in the 90s, because everyone’s mom guzzled that shit down while watching the latest TV movie-of-the-week based on one of her books. So she deserves a writing chamber that lives up to her greatness, and she has given herself one.

Danielle let Vanity Fair into her office in San Francisco, and showed them the glorious desk where she uses something called a typewriter to create her truly creative and original stories (aka the same story but with the places and character names changed. And yes, I typed that while farting out a triple cloud of concentrated jealousy. Look at that stunning office!).

While Jackie Collins’ writing desk was a buff, tanned, leopard Speedo-wearing hot dude on all fours and E.L. James’ writing desk is a giant, usable toilet (the shit fumes give her inspiration), Danielle’s writing desk is an enormous stack of her own books. If you’re about to run to your local HomeGoods, hoping to find a Danielle Steel book desk, I have bad and surprising news for you: Danielle tells Vanity Fair that the gorgeous work of furniture art in her office is custom.

“I had my desk made by some artisans about 25 years ago. They chose the colors and book titles—I love it.”

So tasteful. So humble. So elegant. Now, Danielle’s office makes me want to snort, freebase and butt chug a mixture of Ritalin and Adderall at the same time, and I don’t even have ADD, but it’s obviously working for her. And I’m telling myself that on the opposite side of Danielle’s desk is a giant mirror so every now and again, she can look up and be reminded that she’s THEE Danielle Fucking Steel!

Pic: Aubrie Pick/Vanity Fair

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