Donald Trump: James Comey is ‘not smart’, he ‘committed many crimes’

U.S President Donald Trump arrives at West Palm Beach Airport on Air Force One in Florida

If Donald Trump and the Deplorables had any sense, they would have just allowed James Comey’s 20/20 interview and book tour go through without comment. Comey is problematic AF, and his arguments and explanations for why he tanked the election still don’t make much sense at all. If anything, given what we know now, I would have thought that Comey would be more apologetic, because surely he sees now (in retrospect) how badly he bungled everything? But no. So if the Deplorables were smart, they would just let Comey do his thing and let Democrats attack him. But since Donald Trump is a baby-fisted fascist who loses his dentures whenever anyone says anything mildly critical about him, Trump lost his mind on Comey over the weekend and this morning too. Some assorted tweets from the past 48 hours:

Absolutely none of Trump’s arguments make sense, because there is no overarching theory of Comey’s “crime” in Trump’s mind. Trump has made so many different explanations for why he fired Comey or why he did or did not say certain things to Comey, and none of them make any sense other than this: he was fine with Comey when he believed that Comey delivered the election for him. He thought Comey was loyal to him and Trump invited Comey to dinner to personally kiss the ring. When Comey wouldn’t shut down the investigation into Mike Flynn and Russian interference, that’s when Trump thought Comey committed the crime of “disloyalty.” Everything else is just white noise.

Meanwhile, Trump’s lawyer Michael Cohen is headed to court today because his lawyers couldn’t explain, on his behalf, what exactly he did for Donald Trump. Meaning, the judge doesn’t believe that much of Cohen’s work for Trump fell under the “attorney-client privilege” banner. So Cohen has to go into court and try to explain it. Also: Cohen might try to represent himself in court!!! [Insert laughing-crying emoji]

President Trump's lawyer Michael Cohen leaves his Park Avenue Regency Hotel the day after the US Justice Department announced that Cohen is under criminal investigation for his business dealings

Photos courtesy of WENN, Pacific Coast News.
President Trump's lawyer Michael Cohen leaves his Park Avenue Regency Hotel the day after the US Justice Department announced that Cohen is under criminal investigation for his business dealings U.S President Donald Trump arrives at West Palm Beach Airport on Air Force One in Florida U.S President Donald Trump arrives at West Palm Beach Airport on Air Force One in Florida

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