Think having Donald Trump as a president is soul crushing? Try being married to him!
Days after he joked about the First Lady leaving him, Donny spoke on his wife’s contribution in fighting the opioid epidemic in the U.S. during a rally in Pennsylvania.
He gave the shout-out to FLOTUS on Saturday, telling the Moon Township crowd:
“Melania. Great, great first lady. She’s great, she’s great. She is great.”
So great! So fulfilled! Definitely not exchanging romantic emails with the Tiffany’s bodyguard at Trump Tower as we speak!
He continued, with a laugh:
“You think her life is so easy, folks? Not so easy. She is a great first lady.”
We wouldn’t say “easy” — more like, a Faustian deal gone tragically wrong.
And no, we don’t think he’s referencing FLOTUS’s hard work on the opioid epidemic OR that anti-bullying platform we heard so much about during the election.
Prezzy is more than likely referring to the fact that he’s currently being sued by Stormy Daniels over an alleged affair they had in 2006, due to Trump allegedly never signing a “hush agreement” to keep their tryst private.
Sure, the rest of the country has been aware of Melania’s misery since the inauguration — but we’re glad the Big Cheeto is finally catching on.
[Image via Media Punch.]