Dlisted’s Hot Slut Of 2017 Is….

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After hundreds of Hot Slut of the Days, 11 Hot Slut of the Months and billions upon billions of votes (or if you want to get technical, dozens upon dozens, and yes I’m being generous), we can finally crown our new Hot Slut of the Year. Miss Hot Slut of 2017 doesn’t only win a title that I’m sure they’ll have engraved on their tombstone, but they also win a prize package consisting of absolutely fucking nothing because I don’t have a budget!

Without further adieu-doo, our Hot Slut of 2017 is….

WINONA RYDER’S MANY FACES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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You know, this is Abandoned Couch-levels of weird when it comes to a Hot Slut champion, but I love it and wouldn’t have it any other way.

Winona Ryder’s Many Faces won 39% of the votes. Anderson Cooper’s Eye Roll won first runner-up (with 31%). If for any reason Winona Ryder’s Many Faces isn’t able to fulfill its duties as Hot Slut of the Year (duties include: none), Anderson Cooper’s Eye Roll will take its place. Second runner-up went to Robin Roberts (with 30%).

WRMF is now a member of Dlisted royalty along with last year’s winner Ana Navarro, Eugene Bostick, STAINS, Spaghetti Cat, Phoebe Price, Harvey Price, and Bai Ling.

Thanks to everyone who voted and everyone who has ever slipped a HSOTD nomination into my inbox. Now let’s all relive the moment from January 2017 when Winona Ryder’s Many Faces began its journey to Hot Slut fame!

Pics: @raindogtweets, TBS, CNN, ABC, GCClipArt

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