Beyoncé And Jay-Z Officially Announced Their Upcoming Tour

Ticketmaster’s phone lines are filled with Beyhive buzz, and the FBI’s witness protection hotline is filled with the sobs of Rachel Roy today, as Jay-Z and Beyoncé finally got around to officially announcing they’re going on tour together this summer. Odds are, if you have a huge-ass football stadium in your city, Bey and Jay be popping by to squeeze some coins out of you and 80,000 of your closest friends.

Bey posted a video in slow motion for their “On The Run 2” tour earlier today.

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Spin says the joint tour begins June 6 in Wales and meanders through Europe before hopping back across the pond for a stadium tour that will run through the fall. Earlier this month I posted about how a tour was a-brewin because Bey clearly isn’t as good at surprise dropping news like she used to be!

While the last tour portrayed Bey and Jay as Bonnie and Clyde, I don’t know what in high hell they’re on the run from this time…Blue Ivy and her juice box demands?? Some people think this might be the tour where Bey and Jay launch that long-rumored joint album, which means I fully expect Adele to pull a Hillary Swank to Bey’s Annette Bening and drop her own surprised material just to snatch away another Grammy. Those sneaky, cheeky Brits! But in the meantime, check out below for all the opportunities you have to donate hundred to the Blue Ivy, Sir, and Rumi college fund:

U.K. & Europe:
June 06 — Cardiff, UK @ Principality Stadium
June 09 — Glasgow, UK @ Hampden Park
June 13 — Manchester, UK @ Etihad Stadium
June 15 — London, UK @ London Stadium
June 19 — Amsterdam, NL @ Amsterdam Arena
June 23 — Copenhagen, DK @ Parken Stadium
June 25 — Stockholm, SW @ Friends Arena
June 28 — Berlin, DE @ Olympiastadion
June 30 — Warsaw, PL @ Stadion Narodowy
July 03 — Cologne, DE @ RheinEnergieStadion
July 06 — Milan, IT @ San Siro
July 08 — Rome, IT @ Stadio Olimpico
July 11 — Barcelona, ES @ Olympic Stadium
July 14 — Paris, FR @ Stade de France
July 17 — Nice, FR @ Allianz Riviera

North America:
July 25 — Cleveland, OH @ FirstEnergy Stadium
July 28 — Washington, DC @ FedEx Field
July 30 — Philadelphia, PA @ Lincoln Financial Field
Aug. 02 — E. Rutherford, NJ @ MetLife Stadium
Aug. 05 — Boston, MA @ Gillette Stadium
Aug. 08 — Minneapolis, MN @ US Bank Stadium
Aug. 10 — Chicago, IL @ Soldier Field
Aug. 13 — Detroit, MI @ Ford Field
Aug. 18 — Buffalo, NY @ New Era Field
Aug. 23 — Nashville, TN @ Vanderbilt Stadium
Aug. 25 — Atlanta, GA @ Mercedes Benz Stadium
Aug. 29 — Orlando, FL @ Camping World Stadium
Aug. 31 — Miami, FL @ Hard Rock Stadium
Sept. 11 — Arlington, TX @ AT&T Stadium
Sept. 13 — New Orleans, LA @ Mercedes-Benz Superdome
Sept. 15 — Houston, TX @ NRG Stadium
Sept. 19 — Phoenix, AZ @ University of Phoenix Stadium
Sept. 22 — Los Angeles, CA @ Rose Bowl
Sept. 27 — San Diego, CA @ SDCCU Stadium
Sept. 29 — Santa Clara, CA @ Levi’s Stadium
Oct. 02 — Vancouver, BC @ BC Place